you must choose!

Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue took all the goofy paranoia of anti-drug public announcements, and pimped it up with the use of our cherished childhood heroes.

Which immediately raises the question, why not do the same for other educational programs? So here's the question. If you could pick a famous cartoon character to host your barely endurable elementary school sex education film and turn it into a festival of awesomeness, whom would you pick?

Naturally, I gotta go with Pepe Le Pew.

"Zhee aspiring casanova must be on zhee lookout for zhee female signs of sexual arousal. Panicked breathing, glassy shellshocked stare, and zhee suicidally desperate but ultimately futile escape attempts."

To host a sex education film?

And you go with the Looney Tunes skunk!?

Don't you draw naked women?

I think I'd have to go with any moderately attractive cartoon female.

Gadget from Rescue Rangers.

Jessica Rabbit, though she wasn't introduced until Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Any anime girl, ever.

April O'Neil.

Lola Bunny.

Seriously, dude. Any one of those is better then the french skunk.

Just because he's the host, doesn't mean he can't have cohosts.

Yeah but he does get most of the screen time.

I'd rather be staring at some cartoon sexiness (clothing optional to ensure our full education) at all times.

Which reminds me, I really should make a proper drawing of Gyrax. Who would make an AWESOME host, of course.

I'll reserve my opinion on that until I actually see her.